So I first saw this on ~Penfury's journal when I decided to try it, but i had a good giggle out several of these before I actually sat down and filled mine out. Here are the rules for this meme. I'm not tagging anyone, but if you want to do it, go for it!

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense. (ok so I broke this rule in favor of making mine more funny and matching in theme lol)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Elizabeth Needs A Hero! Elizabeth is always getting into trouble! She thinks Jack is ... (Hmm, maybe that is better left unsaid )

Q: "[your name] looks like"
"Elizabeth looks like she could be a poker babe." (Woohoo!! I wish!)

Q: "[your name] says"
Elizabeth says some funny things and it gets magnified when she’s had a few. So we (her friends) came up with this idea to chronicle the crazy, ... (Geez if you think I'm bad you should've heard my husband when he was drunk!)

Q: "[your name] wants"
Elizabeth Wants Jack Badly! (Dammit now the cat is out of the bag. I shall have to kill you)

Q: "[your name] does"
Elizabeth Does More Than Dance With Her Partner. (Well yeah . . . wouldn't you? )

Q: "[your name] hates"
Elizabeth Hates Harvey. An Edgar Allan Poe-inspired comedy about a man's undying love for a mentally unstable woman who is trying to kill him. (*insert maniacal laughter here* )

Q: "[your name] asks"
Elizabeth asks Jack. "Uh my Compass works fine." Jack says looking down at the cannon between his legs. "Because you and I are alike, and there will come a ... (Yeah yeah. Quit playing with your cannon and lets find a way outta here)

Q: "[your name] goes"
Elizabeth goes on the offense (heh heh Watch your back Harvey!)

Q: "[your name] likes "
Elizabeth...likes Air Ships. Hello space traveler! This is a-girlstudio.com, I'm supposed to be doing comix! Let's go up in a Balloon instead! ... (Sounds like a lot of hot air to me. Hey wait. Jack bring your cannon up here. This could be fun.)

Q: "[your name] eats "
Elizabeth eats her way into self-discovery ( . . . And here I thought I was just on a chocolate binge)

Q: "[your name] wears "
Elizabeth wears the pants in that family, as most liberal women do in their respective relationships with femme liberal men. ... (*looks down* Yup I'm wearing the pants *looks at Jack* ehhh nope not femme fella, sorry.)

"[your name] was arrested for"
"Elizabeth was arrested for Aggravated Assault. After a few days the Prosecutor changed the charge to Assault with intent to Murder because of a drawing ... (Hey it showed the explicit material of my affair with Jack . . . besides Harvey drew it)

Well! With all that said, appearantly I am cheating on my husband with Jack Sparrow and out to Kill everyonethat knows about it. Too bad I didnt know about it until just now. Looks like i have a lot of killing to add to my 'To do' list.

*wonders if her mom has watched any on the 'irate of the Carribean' movies yet*

Love Ya'll and Many Blessings!
~Beth

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